punchology

A class Chris Brown took in college

I took punchology and now I know how to punch a hoe

by sm952014 February 13, 2015

Proctologist

a dismal excuse for someone to stick his/her hand up any person's anus.

i went to the proctologist and got legally raped.

by P.Diddy Poppa Nox July 22, 2003

Proctologist

an ass inspector

my proctologist found a big piece of shit in my ass

by boomer2 July 28, 2003

Proctologically

Thinking or acting in a way that would give off the impression that your head is shoved firmly up your ass.

John proctologically swerved into my lane because he was on his cell phone and not paying attention to the road.

by AlbinoRhino September 12, 2008

Proctologist

An assmaster that also works as a doctor.

Proctologist: "Did you see the game last night?"
Jim: "No, did we beat them?"
Proctologist: "We didn't just beat em, we rectum!" (rimshot)

by KaiserMonkey August 23, 2003

proctology

A branch of medicine that deals with the Anus,and/or it`s disese`s.

After I gave her a thorough Exam, I concluded,her anal sphincter had been dialated to the point,she had no control over her Bowel`s.Her fecal matter,just fell out.

by Drs; Ben Dover and Dr.Tai Sheweee. September 3, 2003

unlicensed proctologist

A TSA agent.

1. I sure hope I don't get raped at the airport by the unlicensed proctologists in the security line.

2. TSA Motto: Giving free prostate exams since 2001.

3. Getting a free prostate exam is just a few off-color jokes about a bomb away.

by TurkTurkleton January 4, 2012