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three finger proctological exam 

Anything or anyone that's a HUGE pain in the ass.

To suck and blow simultaneously.
This weekend my boss is making redo this month's TPS report. What a huge three finger protological exam that's going to be!

Having Jerry around is like having a constant three finger proctological exam!

Mr. Prochilo 

A Pedophile head ass teacher who talks too damn fucking much. He looks up little girls skirts and takes pictures of them and jacks off to the pictures every night . He watches gay porn and sucks the principals dick. Yes mrs. Kramer is a dude. He is probably dating a 10 year old. He claims he has money and I’m like bitch where. He doesn’t like niggas so beware white hoes you might get molested by him. He has a pedophile mustache and then sus ass glasses. Beware
Oh there he goes Mr. Prochilo looking at lil girls.
A person who either has a big cock or a big heart. Usually these people can be a bitch to girls but inside they are sweet and funny.
Yo you know that guy Pocholo with the 8 inch cock?
Pocholo by MeatMaster101 March 31, 2017

Proctologized 

Someone who walks like they have a stick up their butthole. They may have just come from a proctology exam where they may actually have had something stuck up in their poop shooter, hence walking around like they have something up their butt...
"Hey babe, look at that guy, he's walking like he was just proctologized!!"
Proctologized by Mrpuddles October 31, 2011

Proctolosophy 

The act of extracting deep ideas from very dark places.
1) She hopes her forays into proctolosophy will penetrate the enigma of the human condition.
2) Is he procotolosophizing, or is he just blowing hot air?
Proctolosophy by ssqueeny March 10, 2009

Proctological 

So smart that you can pull made up words out of your butt
After finishing his masters degree Jimmy was able to create words with proctological precision
Proctological by orion22222 October 18, 2008