poorection

An erection resulting from built-up excrement pressing against the prostate.

"I'm gonna go drop a deuce before this wicked poorection gets out of hand."

by digitallimit April 5, 2009

Peerection

An erection caused by the pressure of a full bladder as opposed to sexual excitement.

A pantsless Tom enters the bathroom.

Brad the homo: Woah there tiger at least buy me dinner first! *growls in a a gay manner*

Tom: Relax dumbass it's just a peerection.

Brad the homo: (dejected) Then why are you pantsless?

Tom: I forgot the put them back on after I got done boning your sister.

Brad the homo: Oh.....you know I stole her last boyfriend. *winks in a gay manner*

Tom: (gaybashes and urinates on Brad).

by Pimperator July 17, 2005

purrection

When you get an erection when a cat sits on his lap and purrs.

My sister's cat jumped onto my lap and a few minutes later, I got a massive purrection. I felt sort of disgusted with myself.

by UrineDrinker January 19, 2015

prerection

noun: The condition, state, or sensation of sexual excitement accompanied by increased pulse, coursing hormones (such as epinephrine) in the bloodstream, and neurotransmitters (such as phenylalanine) in the brain, that precedes an male erection of the penis, or female erection of the clitoris.

Having read and re-read the amorous note from Frenchy, Allyson's prerection caused her to grow moist.

by Achilles Murat II November 9, 2011

Peerection

A penile erection caused primarily from a full bladder.

I had to pee off the deck as my peerection precluded me from using the toilet in the standard manner

by Loose@cannon October 8, 2021

Peerection

When a man has an intense need to pee, but cannot do so, and and erection occurs. Usually a painful experience, can also be done intentionally to prevent make it easier to "hold it in".

Liam- "Holy crap do I have a peerection right now. This is painful."
Kevin- " Maybe next time don't drink three gatorades, a Big Gulp and a massive coffee before we get on a bus for three hours. Dumb ass."

by Trick Michaels May 30, 2014

Poorection

An erection caused by pushing too hard when you poo.

Dude: Guy! You have a major manly buldge!
Guy: Aww! Man I just shat must be a poorection

by Budgie Regard December 17, 2008