pexting

texting while pooping

girl: we've only been dating 2 months, i don't think we're on the level of openly pexting yet

guy: damn. bj?

by essdubz July 9, 2010

pexting

When a male sends a picture of his penis to another person.

Girl 1: "Hey, what you looking at?"

Girl 2: "Oh my god! Jose is pexting me!"

Girl 1: "How's he looking?"

Girl 2: "Not great..."

Jose: "Aycarumba!"

by Luscious JBO May 20, 2011

plext

Play text. Used when you wanna tease someone.

1: gosh, he’s asking me out, i wanna say no, but i don’t wanna hurt him
2: plext him.

1: what’s that
2: play with him, tease him thru text and say no
1: THAT’S WORSE

by 123123444111 January 4, 2018

Pexton

An Ominous Death Eater like figure, often seen in shadowed areas in a large black hooded cape. They leave destruction in their wake and like to threaten people using the postal service.

1. "Watch out bro! Pretty sure there is a pexton behind that tree!"
2. "Oh No, Pexton just put it in the post, im dooooomed!"

by Steve Stevenson 78 June 4, 2011

Pext

Sending a picture of your Penis via a text message.

I'm so slutty, that I can't take you to dinner and court you proper. I'm just going to show you my schlong before you even hear the sound of my voice, so here is a pext.

by LongTallMatt December 6, 2011

Pexting

To text while pooping. As girls don't poop they are unable to pext.

Mark "When did you find out about the party?"
Joe "I was pexting him after a trip to chipotle and he told me."

by Mdog91 October 17, 2011

peexting

Texting while urinating

True story: I saw a guy peexting at the urinal at the John Wayne Airport

by nickgarnett December 4, 2009