Massage Psychotherapy

is a healing modality which works on physical pain by identifying and understanding the emotional pain that manifested the physical symptoms. Massage Psychotherapists incorporate therapeutic massage on resting facial expressions and body posture to work on repressed emotions. MPTs see the body, mind and spirit as a whole. They look at pain simply as some type of resistance to reality. MPTs are highly trained in medical massage and charge on average $180 per an hour session.

Who would have known that Massage Psychotherapy could fix her resting b*tch face?

by Dr. Gangemi July 20, 2017

psychophant

One who attempts to garner favour by flattering influential people, but does so to a psychotic, often violent degree.

Usually someone who feels insignificant in their own life, this drives their need to tort the lives of others in a negative way to exercise any kind of power.

Wow, that Jen girl is such a psychophant, I heard she slept with that guy just so her boyfriend would get mad and kick him off of the team!

by TheBigJay August 17, 2007

psychophant

psychophant: n. a person (most often found in chat) who sucks up by endorsing the craziest ideas or ridiculous subjects in hope of gaining attention to themselves.

Tina: I only smoke vegetarian cigarettes

Joedoe: Me too ,and I love the way that they enhance your stunning intellect too!

Moe: Don't know about that, but psychophantic praise makes me taste puke.

by B.F.Goodbitch December 9, 2008

Psychotherapist

A person which you pay for a thousand dollars an hour to "nod".

Patient: I was raped when I was 6 years old.
Psychotherapist: *nods*

by Amabahbish August 11, 2019

Psychophant

Someone who watches another person lie so much that their pants actually light on fire and burn to ashes. Then they tell that person they "look great" in those pants while the people around them look on in horror and embarrassment.

You must be a crazy psychophant if you think that lying 2-bit grifter IS YOUR annointed SAVIOUR!

by TruthDiggler November 23, 2020

Psychopenguin

A crazed delusion thought up of. The only one who has the potential to rival the ninja.

Psychopenguin battles teh ninja.

by Travis Hageman February 9, 2004

psychokenitic

Deranged/mentally ill/unstable/violent/personality defect. An organization or person obsessed with something that they believe to be correct/right/proper/the truth/acceptable thing.

Narcissisticly diluted.

Kenitic/anything moving/great force/ compoundend impact.

Much power. Can be unstable.

The psychokinetic left/right wingers are out to lunch!
Psychokenitc retards are in control...
Can be used in many dialogs and forms.

Just add a discriptive word in front or behind.

Most politicians are (psychokinetic)!

That person is a (psychokinetic) retard

Psychokenitic

He was charged with being a domesticpsychokinetic.

by Arrowdog May 11, 2018