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pseudopoon

Ever since Janet had her sex change, she's been slingin' that pseudopoon all over town. She still gets her bussy wrecked, too!

Pseudopoons bring spit roasting to a whole new level!
by GetUpInThatBussy September 11, 2015
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Pseudohot

Someone who seems to be attractive when you first meet them but once you get to know them they are disgusting.
“yo that girl elizabeth is hot!”
nah dude she’s pseudohot don’t waste your time.”
by Jiiiiiiiizzzbros November 3, 2018
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Pseudocooter

Background:
Gannon University thrives on the idea that "Diversity Matters." Despite this, all girls currently enrolled as a Gannon student are rated on the Pseudocooter scale.

Definition:
Pseudocooter (n.) su-dough-coo-ter: direct descendant, but non-relative of the ever famous "oh my freakin cooter!"

The Story:
Pseudocooter came into existence when her existence was confused with that of the aforementioned "oh my freakin cooter!" Pseudocooter is the epitome of Gannon's female population.

Pseudocooter possesses a portion of all that Gannon's females have to offer. She is truly the total package. Ranging from her golden studed belt that accompanies her undersized jeans to her awe inspiring hair extensions, Pseudocooter never fails to impress the power room's occupants upon her entrance.

Pseudocooter's seemingly endless supply of trashy hand bags and totes enspires even the least fashionly "Erieites" to engage in a double-take.

When the director of administration is viewing incoming applications, she sets aside the female applicees.

Gannon's summer orientation event is simply the university's opportunity to "place a name to a face." Ergo, the pseudocooter point scale is put into action. Incoming freshman girls are, at that time, rated on a scale from 0-0.02, in which they are graded against all the characteristics that the true pseudocooter has to offer.

This is the explanation for which all of Gannon's female student enrollment seems to have an inner connectedness of insufficient characteristics which ultimately gives rise to the underlying reality of why Gannon is a horrible place to find a decent girl. Gannon's female population will, at some point, screw over countless decent guys without regard. Grown men cry, teenage pregnancies occur and the pseudocooter's "little sisters" remain as Gannon's fastest growing population.
"Hey guys, did you see the pseudocooter's new hand bag today? She is so trashy!"

"I detest all girls at Gannon! They all just remind me of that freakin pseudocooter girl..."
by ShoeBaca March 30, 2009
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pseudohypoparathyroidism

Pseudohypoparathyroidism is a genetic disorder that resembles hypoparathyroidism (lowered levels of parathyroid hormone), but is caused by a lack of response to parathyroid hormone rather than having too little of the hormone itself.
he is suffering with the illness pseudohypoparathyroidism
by Stefan Mydzyn October 30, 2007
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pseudocoma

A term to describe a level of near- unconsciousness, also referred to as “locked-in syndrome,” in which you appear to be comatose but are able to sense what is going on around you.
She appeared to be in a coma because she couldn’t move or speak but it turned out she was actually in a pseudocoma.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 23, 2023
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pseudowoman

A woman who pretends to be mature but flirts around with ANYONE (married, single or strabismus) that will give her the slightest attention.
Pseudowoman-Some insecure fat women wishy washy
by 1 Not impressed November 22, 2011
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pseudohomosexuality

the act of acting gay with friends. usually spoken with a lot of lisp
so, I don't know, maybe we could just have some buttsex and then cuddle.

that is pseudohomosexuality
by matt w l May 28, 2007
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