Misalignment of the eyes where one or both eyes droop(s) down, fixate(s) upward and/or turn(s) outward or inward, giving individuals the appearance of being cross-eyed and/or developmentally disabled. Sometimes (incorrectly) referred to as "lazy eye" or "wandering eye."
Impairs normal eye-contact and impacts interactions with others, often resulting in significant social stigma. Sufferers often feel overly self-conscious, report issues with self-esteem, and also face lifelong problems in social relationships, romantic pursuits and employment opportunities.
Impairs normal eye-contact and impacts interactions with others, often resulting in significant social stigma. Sufferers often feel overly self-conscious, report issues with self-esteem, and also face lifelong problems in social relationships, romantic pursuits and employment opportunities.
People often assume Greg is retarded because his strabismus problem gives him a comical cross-eyed appearance.
by Funk N. Wagnalls March 9, 2015
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Page: Why don't you ravage him already?
Ann: you know you want em
Penny: Fuck you both. He doesn't love me like that he just wants revenge.
Ann; how do you know?
Penny: He refuses to leave the home and bang me on the hood of my car again. Or spoon for hours catching up that matter.
Page: WTF is wrong with you?
Penny: IDK I'm a chicken shit. He is too. the worst part is we never even kissed once lol It was the wierdest emotoin ever felt.
Ann; He never kissed you!
Penny: Nope.
Page: is he gay?
Penny: don't ask dumb questions, I messed up enough already. I love the guy. His voice was my savoir a long time ago. it was all I needed to fall asleep. Was never about sex. I was jk about the car thing
Page: Why don't you ravage him already?
Ann: you know you want em
Penny: Fuck you both. He doesn't love me like that he just wants revenge.
Ann; how do you know?
Penny: He refuses to leave the home and bang me on the hood of my car again. Or spoon for hours catching up that matter.
Page: WTF is wrong with you?
Penny: IDK I'm a chicken shit. He is too. the worst part is we never even kissed once lol It was the wierdest emotoin ever felt.
Ann; He never kissed you!
Penny: Nope.
Page: is he gay?
Penny: don't ask dumb questions, I messed up enough already. I love the guy. His voice was my savoir a long time ago. it was all I needed to fall asleep. Was never about sex. I was jk about the car thing
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The book is at its weakest when it merely summarizes the depositions of the major players and filters excerpts of their testimony through the manifestly strabismic eye of the litigant-author Anita Miller.
by Samojlowicz October 2, 2011
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