A near permanenterection. Serious cases result from either Viagra complications or spinal injuries.
While performing a patient assessment on a car accident victim I noticed he was wielding an unbreakable stiffy. This man either sustained a spinal injury or is real happy to see me.
My horny girlfriend teased me so bad that I had a pry prism for 20 minutes after she left my house.
a weak, pathetic argument used in scenarios in which you generally cannot win. Resotring to "pry not" or rather "probably not" is a last hope effort to annoy someone to the point that they simply walk away and remember that you are too much of a retard to have an actual argument.
Heaven. God's gift to humanity. A face that was sculpted by angels. He has been named the most successfulmale model in the world by models.com AND Forbes. He's pretty much the Kate Moss of male models. Bless his parents.
Girl 1: ...and he's also insanely good looking.
Girl 2: Does he look like Sean O'Pry?
Girl 1: Duh, of course not, everyone looks like a pig next to Sean.
Girl 2: Preach it sister.