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protien pump

- A kind of protein that is capable of pumping out compounds that could pose a threat to the ones close to you. Your girlfriend, significant other, Sister, Mother, Mother in-law, and yes your Grandma too.

- Swallowing a bit of this super human sperm will give you super power to get jacked fibras, scientist have compare this sperm to celltech, they say they are almost the same.

- Drinking sperm of PP its illegal in pro-competitions.

- Most know member of insatiable sexual creatures of bodybuilding.com

-The penor, a bacterial protein complex that repels a wide range of antibiotics through its ability to capture and pump out a spectrum of structurally diverse compounds would be the active, while using a decoy to attract the prey.
1. Sluuug: What supplements are you taking?
Jacked-mofo: I am taking dat der Protein Pump.

2. Grandma, are you going out tonight?
Yes, i am going into a wild adventure with Protien pump
by cell tech for life February 2, 2008
mugGet the protien pumpmug.

Protien shot

Refering to when a dude ejaculates into a woman mouth giving them there daily dose of protien.
Sally was feeling tierd and ran down till she got a protien shot from Timmy
by Douch nozel November 15, 2010
mugGet the Protien shotmug.

high protien snack

The orgasmic ejaculation from a man being swallowed.
"Since sperm is pure protien, when I'm feeling tired and run down I found a willing man, suck him off and swallow his 'high protien snack'. In no time I'm feeling energetic."
by bifemftw February 23, 2011
mugGet the high protien snackmug.

Pizza Protien Stick

A Penis With Herpes.....
Refering To the penis as the protein stick because of Semen's high protein content.
And Pizza refering to the herpes looking like the toppings from pizza on a mans penis.
Watch out for that Guy.....He rocks a pizza protein stick.
by DUbman June 29, 2004
mugGet the Pizza Protien Stickmug.

turkey baster full of protien shake

a penis, originates from the concept that male ejaculate is high in protien.
"I gave it her"
"Gave her what?"
"You know my turkey baster full of protein shake
by Big E notor E us October 16, 2003
mugGet the turkey baster full of protien shakemug.

protien pies

When someone eats cum out of someone else’s ass hole
by Wysg October 25, 2018
mugGet the protien piesmug.

x protien

refering to "X Protonium."
by X Protonium May 30, 2019
mugGet the x protienmug.

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