Procurer

A nice way of saying pimp ; a person who obtains people to act as prostitutes

"Did your...procurer...hit you?"
"My what?"
"Your...pimp?"

by Junet February 20, 2009

profusely

to make or do something massively

When I was in the tent, I farted profusely all night long.

by soulpatch September 15, 2008

profressional

1. An adjective describing someone whose attire and attitude are both fresh and professional, both fly and ready to do work (and "do work," as it were).

Alternative spellings: profreshonal, profreshional, profresional, et al.

Look at John in that tug sport jacket, he looks so profressional!

Otis was not being very profressional when he booked his ticket with the wrong return date.

Damn legs, you are looking straight profressional in that tight black skirt.

by Sweet Lou the Rhythm Jew March 8, 2011

Profreshional

1. One who makes it their profession to look, act, sound, and be fresh.

1. Dang brosef, look at Jahizzy Capizzy lookin' all fly with all those girls. That pimp is a true profreshional.

by cooooopsta March 26, 2009

Profucktive

To be proactive or productive in an area that is of no use

To pursue the hobbie/career of being a skater is a profucktive use of time

by Jodi Bullet May 15, 2008

proturtlerider

A proturtlerider is an orangutang who profesionaly rides turtles.

This orangutang is a real proturtlerider because he almost one with the turtle.

by Nathan Bailey February 14, 2023

profugus mortis

An insanely good metal band from Canada. They incorporate folk music, violins and a large helping of badass into their music.

I listened to their cd for 2 weeks straight, then put some other music on because I didn't want to overdo it... 10 seconds in I put profugus mortis back on because the other stuff just didn't cut it.

by Ray M August 22, 2007