Procrastafarian

A person who insists they are going to get dreadlocks but then keeps putting it off

Person 1: Tarquin is mugging me right off. He's been banging on about getting dreads for at least 6 months but all he's done is stop washing his hair.
Person 2: He's the archetypal procrastafarian.
Person 1: Word.
Person 2: Righteous.

by pipparts April 13, 2014

procrastifaking

the act of someone who's always late shows up on their usual horse manure reasons or excuses

I wonder what Dylan's procrastifaking ass' excuse is gon be this time 🙄

by know buddy September 22, 2020

Procrastimarinate

the act of allowing oneself to do something other than what they are supposed to be doing and then allowing the idea of possibly going back to what you were supposed to be doing settle in your mind until you are ready if ever to continue with said original task

I need to get this paper done, but im gonna procrastimarinate for a while and play some video games.

He will definitely fail the course if he keeps procrastimarinating when it comes to his projects.

by DomIndian2829 November 1, 2011

Procrastifarming

Procastifarming is the art of delaying your real world tasks by immersing yourself in the world of farmville.

Martin: "Oh hey Dave, have you finished the excel sheets I sent you"

Dave: "Uuuhh... I got some calls from the client so..." thinks.. FUCK I shouldn't have been Procrastifarming

by DirtyMcCurdy April 24, 2010

Procrastifacial

Big sploodge of procrastination RIGHT IN THE FACE

My mom told me to get to work so i gave her my personal brew of PROCRASTIFACIAL

by Steve FettEER June 28, 2010

Procrastifaking

When a muth-fucka take all damn day to do a simple ass task.
And still doesn't finish it, after several attempts.

Dave: Alon did you do your homework?
Alon: Umm... Damn dogg I sholl forgot
Dave:Yo ass be procrastifaking.
Alon: Nigga fuck you.

by De$ha mutha-fuckin G March 5, 2011

Procrastifaking

1. Bullshitting with time.
2. Taking your time despite importance.

3. To intentionally take too long
4. Stalling from doing. something you don't want to do.
5. Avoiding a task, situation, mission or anything you knowingly suppose to do.

People always procrastifaking when its time to do something they don't wanna do.

by L muhfuccin P January 31, 2018