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procrastubator

1. Any person (usually male) who would rather indulge themselves in self-gratification than do actual work,often causing delays in work-related efforts.

2. Wal-Mart management and management trainees.
1. "We will have to wait until the procrastubators in this office get done with themsleves before we can proceed with our latest scam."

2. Nick: " What are you waiting on? The customer needs this item NOW!"
Nack: "I'm waiting for the procrastubators in Management to give me the access key. Right now, they are in another meeting."
Nick: "ANOTHER meeting? Gawd damn, that makes the third one this hour."
by Dr. Freeze January 4, 2009
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procrastinate

How 75% of Urban Dictionary's are created.
I should be doing my History Review right now but I decided to procrastinate.
by Adam Hussey May 26, 2008
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procrastinator

One who will do anything, including spending an entire day looking up random words on urban dictionary, to get out of doing work. This habit often has a terrible effect on that person's relationships, work, or grades.
I am a procrastinator
by the_pop_culture_nerd April 16, 2006
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procrastidate

(noun)

1. a continuously rescheduled date or appointment (often, intentionally resulting in cancellation)

(verb)

2. to avoid going out with someone until they stop asking.
1. After rescheduling five time, I finally realized it was a procrastidate.

2. She'll procrastidate for weeks sometimes.
by qnix February 6, 2006
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Procrastinatory Munchies

The feeling of wanting something to grub on to avoid doing something else of more importance. The feeling is compulsive and often occurs at a time when you aren't even hungry.
Bitch Ass Chemistry Teacher: Where's your homework? Me: All Sunday I was planning on working on it, but I got the Procrastinatory Munchies and ended up not doing anything. Bitch Ass Chemistry Teacher: That would most likely explain your overall surface area..... Me: Did you just call me a lardass in smart guy language?!! At least I didn't spend my weekend procrasterbating like some bitch ass chemistry teacher I know.
by Xero _ Manifest October 31, 2010
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Procrastibating

When you have a long list of shit to get done but pleasure yourself instead
Me: “Hey man what’d you do this morning?”
Friend: “ Well I had a lot of stuff to do but I ended up procrastibating instead
Me: “Nice.”
by TheBoysss April 25, 2021
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Procrastinator

I'm not a Procrastinator, I just don't want to do that right now
by A SvddenZaz Account December 29, 2021
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