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procrasta-dash

ever have one of those days where you wake up when the alarm clock rings, you look at your watch, realizing theres still plenty of time before class, so you hit the snooze button. repeat the process until theres about ten minutes left before class, then upon realizing that you are really screwed and the teacher takes attendance and takes points off for tardies, you disregard all moral standards, and run your ass to class. this also applies to work.
Dude, I procrasta-dashed to class this morning, and literally, i brushed my teeth on the way to class..
by BIoTeCH October 4, 2005
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Procrastacleaning

Cleaning in an attempt to delay or postpone action; put off doing something by cleaning.
At assessment time Maggie would often find herself procrastacleaning.

Procrastacleaning is something many people find themselves doing when avoiding other more unpleasant tasks.

Collin spent the whole day procrastacleaning his apartment.
by Maggie Moth November 10, 2011
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Procrastabuddy

someone you talk to only when you procrastinate. like a fuck buddy but for homework laziness.
"Bother me. I'm bored." - Jake

"No, go do your essay. I'm not gonna be your procrastabuddy" -Ann
by Jake longwell October 6, 2009
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Procrastasaviling

Procrastasaviling is a form of procrastination whereby an individual or group delay the performance of a task due to a slightly sick obsession with the late Sir Jimmy Savile. Procrastasaviling may often involve browsing videos and photos of Sir Jimmy and the creation of photo memes or remixes of traditional songs with a Savile theme. Procrastasaviling is frowned upon by the majority of the population and is becoming regarded as indicative of serious psychological conditions. Nevertheless it remains endemic among University students.
Jimmy spent all day procrastasaviling, he seriously needs some help!
by Sir Jimmee November 11, 2012
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procrastaborter

A woman that procrastinates an abortion so long that she must go full term with her pregnancy.
That kid sure is lucky that his mom was Procrastaborter or he would not be here today.
by DeReese May 15, 2014
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procrastaeating

to eat or drink, in order to put off doing whatever it is you're avoiding.
I'm not even that hungry, I'm just procrastaeating
by cakecakecake May 16, 2010
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procrastachatting

When you are online (on a site such as Facebook), and you avoid doing work by, you guessed it, chatting!
I had a term paper to do last night, but I spent the time procrastachatting :)
by Lady Diamond March 26, 2010
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