procrastabitch

A person who is a bad influence on your ability to work.

"Hey Latifa do you want to work with Shaniqua later?"

"Oh hell no! She is such a procrastabitch!"

by KrippleKrump February 18, 2014

Procrastinashit

Making an unnecessary and time consuming bowel movement in order to postpone some other more important activity. This is usually accompanied by another distraction, such as reading a book or using a mobile phone, even after the deposit has been made and the paperwork is complete. a.k.a. Dumping delay.

I'll start my homework after I take a relaxing procrastinashit.

by Willie Wordsmith December 27, 2019

procrastishitting

The act of shitting your pants due to stress while procrastinating. Especially noticeable for students near the end of a semester.

Josh felt like procrastishitting after he realized the amount of projects that were unfinished while playing league of legends

by SamBlazer April 29, 2014

Procrastastic

To be particularly adept at procrastinating.

I got through another day without showering, I'm Procrastastic!

by Casts A Shadow March 27, 2010

Procrastabitch

A Procrastabitch is the part of yourself who steals their way into your life at the precise moment you are about to do something you need to do. She advises you, strongly, that you should put it off because of a multitude of reasons, which are actually nonsense.

My procrastabitch is strong right now. I've been putting off editing my book for 27 days but just can't seem to do it because she is bedded in like a tic.

by TheFreq333 April 27, 2022

procrastachat

Making small talk to put off a bigger discussion or task

She procrastachatted for 5 minuets before her presentation to give people enough time to join

by Nella422 October 10, 2022