procrastabation

The art of not doing your paper and instead looking at pron on the internet and masterbating to it

procrastabation stopped me from doing my english paper

by Wcoop3 February 25, 2010

procrastawank

When you wank as a form of procrastination to speed up time or if you can't be fucked to work

I've had 3 procrastawanks today instead of revising

by chigtourvine May 21, 2017

Procrastibandination

The extremely annoying habit that bandaid wrappers have of floating slowly down to the trash can, only to miss it completely and land on the floor, necessitating several attempts at picking it up, and one or more re-attempts at actually dropping it into the trash can.

Arianna groaned in frustration as the band-aid wrapper floated through the air, and missed the trash can completely. "I HATE how band-aid wrappers use procrastibandination to avoid landing in the trash!!!"

by nonnawick November 5, 2009

procrasturbang

When 2 or more persons simultaneously procrastinate by having sexual intercourse.

Hey Lisa! This test is going to be a doozy tomorrow. Want to come over and procrasturbang?

by josh_in_cali April 15, 2014

procrastabation

When a man or woman starts masturbating instead of doing what they are supposed to be doing.

procrastabation- A man was at work and he was really bored. He had a great idea to procrastinate and masturbate at the same time. He named his new idea "procrastabating"

by milkyman55 June 3, 2015

Procrastabatorsale

You have an exam, but there is an ‘end of season sale‘, shopping is like a benzo for stress!

Fuck I’m exam stressed- either give me a Valium or I’m going to a procrastabatorsale!!!

by Conspear September 4, 2020

Procrastibang

(v) The act of having sex in order to avoid looming responsibilities.

Chad: "I'm going to fail this midterm today."
Cindy: "Why?"
Chad: "I was too busy procrastibanging to study."

by Superguidodouche May 27, 2011