Procrastitokers

Pro·cras·ti·tokers
Stoners who puts off doing anything to TOKE before doing it.🔥💨

Ronnie and Ernesto are both constant PROCRASTITOKERS!
PROCRASTITOKERS are always Focused and Faded!

by ClassicRonnie February 18, 2019

procrastidabber

pro·cras·ti·dabber
a person who habitually puts off doing things to DAB before doing it. procrastitoker

“I’m a constant procrastidabber”

by ClassicRonnie February 13, 2019

Procrasturbate

/prə(ʊ)ˈkrasturbert/
verb
past tense : procrasturbated; past participle : procrasturbated

delay or postpone action and masturbate instead; put off doing something and have a wank.

Roger wanted to mow the lawn this afternoon but procrasturbated a couple of times and now has a sore wrist. Hand to gland combat ruins lives...

by WelshRuffster May 11, 2016

procrastitoke

pro·cras·ti·toke
To put off doing anything to TOKE before doing it.

I gotta go but I’m going to procrastitoke!

by ClassicRonnie February 13, 2019

procrastination

Ill put up a definition later.

Ill put up an example later.

by Arm August 19, 2004

Procrastination

Time wasting with intent to avoid necessary action. Typically verbalised by those with access to success yet a predisposition towards failure i.e. work-shy students approaching coursework deadlines.

"Are you doing that coursework for tomorrow?"
"No, I decided to put a definition of procrastination on Urban Dictionary instead."

by Hayter December 1, 2009

procrastihater

People that bother other people about procrastinating on projects. Usually a goody-goody friend.

Jamila: Yeah I have a project due, but I'm totally gonna blow it off til the last minute...

Alex: Don't be a procrastinater!

Jamila: Don't be a procrastiHATER!

by Ihateannoyingpeople September 21, 2009