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Pooturbed

The feeling of being greatly perturbed by the need to take a crap.
"You look worried" said Peter
"I'm pooturbed, I need to shit real bad!" replied Paul
by R Mutt November 3, 2011
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Pretired

Trialling retirement. Typically used when someone has the means to retire and wishes to see whether it suits them, but wants to leave the door open, to rejoining the workforce, should things not work out.
Bob pretired after he sold his company, aged 55. However, after only 6 months he was bored (playing golf, fishing and pottering in the garden) and rejoined workforce.
by Cunchy Apple February 10, 2020
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pretube

a video recording which was originally captured on VHS or some other non-digital media, so as to make it more difficult to load on YouTube
A: "Hey man, you should put a video of your show on the web"
B: "Nah, it is pretube, so that would be a pain in the ass."
by K.Game April 24, 2008
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perturbed

Adjective: disturbed, worried, concerned.

Compare to: perturb (vt); perturbation (n).
Your new haircut perturbed me when I first saw it.
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Pertubed

The point at which your anger level has increased until you look like your head its about to pop off. Kind of like when you sqeeze a tube of toothpaste
"You look really angry..."

"No, no I'm not just angry anymore. I'm pertubed"
by Lor & Alex June 23, 2006
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Perturbed

When a person becomes anxious or an object becomes unsettled by outside influences or third parties.
It slipped into the wrong hole and she was not at all perturbed by this perturbation.
by Perturbation September 27, 2018
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pretarded

Getting drunk by yourself before going to a social function. The social function in question is usually dry or full of people not as drunk as the pretard (not yet, anyway). Pretardation is marked by shame and embarassment often confused with being the life of the party.
Jeff figured there wouldn't be much drinking at his neice's birthday party, so he got pretarded at home.
by Captain Nadwick October 2, 2006
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