PARENTALIATION

When any Mother, Father or guardian/custodian, marches off to their children's school without an appointment to cause general mischief and mayhem. Ranting, Abusive language and trespass are among the minimum requirements for parentaliation.

'where's yer folks'?

'Off staging some nasty parentaliation with Ms Smith at St Johns'

by zebraboy777 September 9, 2010

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spontaneous retaliation

when you get back at someone for petty annoyances.

huhh, wtf how did my coat go from being on your bed, to that dusty, dirty, hairy spot over in that corner. It's time to get revenge for your arrogance

by 65654 December 8, 2004

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masturbation in retaliation

Self service, in response to a break up, or a girlfriend who won't give you any. A man's way of saying "I don't need sex either bitch!" A man's best war cry.

JOHNNY: Man my girl is mad, she ain't putting out...
Mike: MASTURBATION IN RETALIATION!
Johnny: REVOLUTION

by JohnnyYou love him to like him July 2, 2016

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retaliationship

A relationship in which the two partners are together for retaliatory purposes:
a/ to fight with each other about why they ever got together
b/ to prevent each other from being with someone else whom the other dislikes more than the other person in the relationship
c/ to punish each other for all past grievances in said relationship

Those two can't stop fighting and should have broken up a thousand times,but neither will let the other be free - its not a relationship, its a retaliationship

by hulaballoo December 29, 2008

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retaliation porn

When someone sends multiple pictures images of porn and the receiver immediately sends porn back.

"my boyfriend just sent me a ton of porn so I sent retaliation porn"

by TheFloofDragon June 17, 2017

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Postaliation

Performed after successful retaliation has occured, or as a final follow-up to completed pretaliation. It places emphasis on the act itself an carries with it the the unspoken threat, "Remember this, so I don't have to repeat myself again."

Mary pretaliated the divorce proceedings by stabbing her husband twelve times, but her postaliation, by setting fire to the family home he was awarded in the settlement, is what landed her ten years in prison.

by dangerboy2012 October 12, 2009

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