prepare yourself

When you tell your opponent to prepare for you, when you fully prepared, and ready to challenge anyone and anything.

Person1: Prepare yourself!
Person2: Come at me! My body is ready!

by Solid Eagle March 28, 2016

If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon.

A statement-warning given to someone that what they are about to do may backfire and they may end up regretting it. Another spin on "if you can't do the time, don't do the crime.".

Why did you tell Jennifer you saw me downtown last night? If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon. After all, your closet isn't so tidy.

warning heed

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

prepare the sexy

a term P. Diddy used while on the Conan O'Brien show. when he 'prepares the sexy', he has some people arrive to his hotel room or other residence to adjust the temperature, draw a bath that is the correct temperature, disperse scent, turn down the sheets, etc. This ensures that the place has the proper mood.

Wherever you go, you gots to prepare the sexy.

by jcash January 30, 2005

Pre-prepared

An adjective indicating that something has been prepared before it is prepared.

"I didn't prepare dinner tonight because is was pre-prepared. You'll find it in the freezer."

by Urban-Joe November 24, 2012

Prepare the Meat

When you dip your man-stick into a bowl of lubricant to make penetration easier and smoother

Dude! I forgot to prepare the meat last night!

That sucks!

It still felt pretty good though

by I-Be-Pimpin April 25, 2017

PREPARE THYSELF

(pree-pair thay-self)
an archaic phrase used to encourage someone to expect something.

"Creature of steel, prepare thyself for thine pegging session"
"in voice of S.A.M. oh shit launching prepare.exe right this fucking instant"

by mindflayer simp January 14, 2023

Emergency Preparedness Meeting

Phrase typically used by teens as a euphemism/cover for going down the street to smoke a joint.

Teen: "Going out, Mom..."
Mom: "Where, and for what?"
Teen: "Emergency Preparedness Meeting with some friends..."
Mom: "Have fun, be back for dinner!"

by Sunshyne Lollipops February 5, 2010