A rather enjoyable sexual activity that involves a male shitting (preferably diarrhea) into a woman's vagina while she is well into her period. After the shit is thoroughly stuffed into it's proper crevice, the crap/period-blood mixture is then queefed onto the face of the male participant while he repeats the phrase "I'm a pretty pony" until the last drop has been queefed out of the vagina. After this step is complete, the male removes the glass dildo (Note: try to use glass to cut down on the environmental impact of plastics!) from his ass, and the female then super glues it to his forehead. While this step is going on, the female must repeat "You're a pretty pony" until the glass dildo has been secured to the forehead.
It is not uncommon for the man to then ejaculate at this time from the sheer sexual energy of this act. If that happens, simply collect the cum and apply it to the male's face to augment the shit and the period-blood. However this is not necessary.
Finally, go outside and have the male walk on all fours while the female rides on the male's back. This should elicit applause from every person you encounter. A great way to make friends.
It is not uncommon for the man to then ejaculate at this time from the sheer sexual energy of this act. If that happens, simply collect the cum and apply it to the male's face to augment the shit and the period-blood. However this is not necessary.
Finally, go outside and have the male walk on all fours while the female rides on the male's back. This should elicit applause from every person you encounter. A great way to make friends.
I didn't think too much of our neighbors, but after I saw their Rainbow Unicorn Promenade I think they are perhaps the most interesting couple on the street!
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asian kid: OH MY GOSH! wanna go to promaranian mall they just opened artitzia!
white kid: it's Promanade mall you loser and aritzia you probably can't even afford anything there.
white kid: it's Promanade mall you loser and aritzia you probably can't even afford anything there.
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The flesh of which is the same colour as your Liver because it's named after the Titan Prometheus who was punished by Zeus for stealing fire and his punishment was to be tied to a rock foe eternity (that's where the Granite comes from in Pomegranate) and Eagles were sent down to peck out his liver, therefore Pomegranate and the drink Promenade
The flesh of which is the same colour as your Liver because it's named after the Titan Prometheus who was punished by Zeus for stealing fire and his punishment was to be tied to a rock foe eternity (that's where the Granite comes from in Pomegranate) and Eagles were sent down to peck out his liver, therefore Pomegranate and the drink Promenade
Henry loved Promenade and thought it was nice and fizzy. Therefore he named his series of classical concerts after his favourite drink.
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The humans trapped in the Matrix were mostly unaware that the preponderant universe they experienced was digital.
To most people these days, Tiger Woods is the preponderant golfer.
The preponderant city shrouded its population in a blanket of smog, allowing them to forget that other cities even existed.
To most people these days, Tiger Woods is the preponderant golfer.
The preponderant city shrouded its population in a blanket of smog, allowing them to forget that other cities even existed.
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This concoction has been traced back to the heart of Georgia, U.S.A. and has a reputation for unforgiving hangover, the day following large consumption.
This concoction has been traced back to the heart of Georgia, U.S.A. and has a reputation for unforgiving hangover, the day following large consumption.
David: What are we serving at the 4th of July festival this year?
Jimbo: An ARAYment of chips to satisfy our bellies, and all refreshing ice cold Cremonade we can handle to wash it down with.
Eric: Tight. Things might get rowdy and we will all be paying for this in the morning.
Jimbo: An ARAYment of chips to satisfy our bellies, and all refreshing ice cold Cremonade we can handle to wash it down with.
Eric: Tight. Things might get rowdy and we will all be paying for this in the morning.
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