promasturbating

The act of procrastinating, by specifically masturbating.

"Has Timmy done his homework yet?"
"Nah, he's promasturbating in the shower still."

by fillman86 May 27, 2018

remasturbate

Masturbating to a previous masturbation memory.

I had the most intense masturbation session today. It was amazing. I will definitely remasturate to it.

Do you ever remasturbate to your first circle jerk experience?

by bateworld August 31, 2019

Pregsturbate

When a pregnant woman’s significant other is too afraid to have sex, so she has to masturbate to calm her large Lobito.

When Cindy reaches her 8th month of pregnancy she had to pregsturbate because her husband didn’t want to hurt the baby.

by MRK85 July 22, 2020

Promasturbate

Procrastinating an important task in favour of masturbation.

Dude #1: Dude, did you finish the assignment?
Dude #2: No way dude, I decided to promasturbate instead.
Dude #1: dude that's fucking gross what the fu

by 33000Emails February 10, 2017

promasturbate

Procrastinating, but with masturbation :)

Guy: Hey dude, did you finish your project?
Dude: Naw, I've been promasturbating
Guy: Nice one, I love to promasturbate, but I never get work done
Dude: ;)

by MomsKnife August 29, 2014

Pagemasturbate

To pleasure oneself to the mental image of a book character (generally fiction). In reference to the Pagemaster

"I totally pagemasturbate to the image of Draco Malfoy all the time."

by fascinationfront March 12, 2010

Procasturbate

The act of delaying an orgasm whilst masturbating.

I could have came immediately but I procasturbated to savor the climax.

by Cow Boi March 7, 2018