Perfectenschlag

1) When everything in a man's life comes together perfectly

"I'm so deep inside perfectenschlag right now"-Dwight

by Officefan May 27, 2012

Projected

When a limited item on Roblox RAP (recent average rap) shoots up by a lot more than what it usually stables at. Which it seems like it’s worth more than it’s supposed to be. Let’s say a limited item that’s usually stable around 1.5k, some retard buys it for 1 million robux on his alt account, the rap now becomes about 100k but the starting price would still be around 1.5k because that’s how much it’s actually worth. The people who own that item now would try to trade it to someone more than 1.5k

Person 1: Yo, I accepted a trade, I gave 5k for an egg that’s rap says 15k! 10k win!
Person 2: No dumb fuck, that egg is worth 1k check the graph and price. It’s a projected. You lost 4k idiot.

by Boycott Rolimon June 9, 2021

federally protected wetlands

Jenna Bush's Snatch

Now that she's 18, I guess Jenna's federally protected wetlands are open for public drilling.

by Aesop April 30, 2004

Perfectest

the state of being perfect, pure perfection

Example 1
"OMGG<33 Nicolas u are the perfectest man on earth!!!"

Example 2
"Dude!! look at Martyna! danmm she is perfectest girl that i've ever seen"

by NikoDonoso March 27, 2010

Preheated to 450°

Fire, lit, dope, cool, awsome, heated, etc.

This new Logic song is preheated to 450°.
Are you good dude? You look preheated to 450°.

by zackduuh September 17, 2017

Preferred Fatass Parking

The closest non-handicapped, actual parking space to a store. The exceedingly huge park here so as not to have to walk any distance that could be considered exercise. The next step is buying a handicapped placard and rolling around in a wheelchair purely for the sake of escaping fatigue caused from walking more than the 5 feet it usually takes to get to the refrigerator.

FAMF: OMG! LOOK AT THAT SPOT! IT'S CLOSER THAN THE HANDICAPPED PLACE!

Blob o' Fat: QUICK! HIT THAT SHIT!

FAMF: Dude, this is the best Preferred Fatass Parking ever.

Blob o' Fat: Seriously! Now hurry up, I want my fucking triple Quarter Pounder.

by Rawrasaurus January 20, 2007

protected left

n. When there is a green arrow at a traffic light permitting one to safely turn left (across traffic) while oncoming traffic must stop.

"We should take Diversey because there is a protected left onto Ashland."

by Kfunky October 26, 2006