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Squidward torture porn

Any episode of SpongeBob SquarePants in which the character, Squidward Tentacles, is unfairly injured/stripped of any dreams or hopes for that episode for the sole purpose of him being Squidward and being the "bad guy" when in reality, he's the character we sympathize with. Also noted by an abnormally large IQ drop in SpongeBob or Patrick just for those episodes as well.
Fan 1: Did you see that new SpongeBob episode?
Fan 2: Yeah, it was a total Squidward torture porn.
Fan 1: I know, I felt so bad for Squidward!
by Yosuke Hanamura November 16, 2013
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Fear Porn

Mainstream Media content that deliberately and enticingly plays on people's fears about disaster, disease and death. Currently used in relation to some COVID-19.
My friend was too scared to go outside, some thing about giant murder hornets? He must be watching his fear porn again.
by Animalfarm1984 June 26, 2020
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Porn hub

A Christian site where you can get Minecraft mods
Porn hub is a great site to get Minecraft mods from
by MoM SAiD ItS mY TuRn November 15, 2018
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Gay Nigger Porn

A term that is searched on someone's computer in hopes of it being found by someone. It is meant to be found in either the persons search history or the search page that is left open.
We typed "Gay Nigger Porn " into Rob's laptop, and now that his mom found it she thinks he is gay.
by SpyCooper June 11, 2016
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Murder porn

Crime shows that depict real events, usually homicides. Especially popular with middle-aged married people.
Nightmare in Suburbia is some top notch murder porn!
by Ella LaBella May 12, 2015
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Generation Porn

Millennials – the first generation to have free and easy access to pornography by means of a mobile arsenal of internet-enabled gadgets.
Generation Porn has literally fucked themselves out of fulfilling sex lives.

The social, physiological, psychological and emotional issues attributed to Generation Porn have been an increase in tolerance of misogyny and misandry, body shaming, decrease of couple intimacy and relationship harmony, objectification of women and men, disruption of family stability, an increase in post-Internet divorce, erectile dysfunction, depression, anxiety, addiction, chemical dependency and an increased acceptance of infidelity.
by Feminist_Lauren September 22, 2016
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porn drive

portable device for transporting and storing an entire porn collection
7 or more just like with stiff cock length the porn drive needs to be 7 or more gigs to hold one matroska compressed HD dvd porn disc

the more surface area the better for hard drive porn drive storage and boners. The more stiff boner surface area the more nerves for orgasm either naked at the computer or balls deep into a girl preferably her contraceptive ass.
by horns of you January 26, 2013
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