Loaf Poaching

1. The act of taking a dump into a pot of boiling water.

2. The act of busting down the door and shooting someone in the chest with an elephant gun dressed as Hunter van Pelt from Jumanji, while they are taking a dump, and stealing their shit.

1. Bro, I was camping last weekend and after I was done cooking the beans, I took the leftover water and took a dump in it.

Dude, yes, I love Loaf Poaching

2. Ricky is in the bathroom right now, I want to play a prank on him, what should I do.

You should absolutely poach his loaf man.

by sanfred December 14, 2010

grief poaching

Glomming on to the death of someone, usually a celebrity on celebrity crime, in order to capture some of the spotlight by feigning interest in someone's death or misfortune. This term was invented by Linkin Park's Mike Shinoda's wife.

So many people talking about Michael Jackson's death are just grief poaching.

by TheRenner July 13, 2015

Pitching and catching

Pitching is when you are the power top in a sexual encounter and catching is when you are taking it

So I was "pitching" to John and man was he "catching" it. Eg. Pitching and catching

by Rojo125 June 23, 2019

Jungle Patching

The act of defacing someone's lawn. (Typically by driving over it with a car)

You can still see the tire marks through Tom's yard from when we went jungle patching a few nights ago.

by Muffy Julian June 22, 2010

Baby Pooching Machine

Any woman that has more than three children in a five year period of time or any woman that has five children in a ten year period of time.

Susan is in the family way again. This child is will be third within five years. Man, she is a baby pooching machine.

by 00NKB6211289 April 17, 2009

Patching

Being a shady bastard and opening a chat and ignoring it.

Kieran was patching my snapchats earlier.

by SeshGremlinX February 4, 2019

Whale Poaching

The act of whale poaching is when one (usually a straight male) goes to wheel one of the fattest girls that they know that probably has Heppatitis A, B, C and even others that havn't been discovered yet. This practice is only ever done under irony to make the poacher's friends laugh.

Charlie: Hey there's Victoria N, who wants to go Whale Poaching.

Tommy: I guess I'll do it, hopefully I don't contract Heppatitis B!

by AllahuSnackbarr August 23, 2016