Posiden’s plunge

When you sit down on the toilet and your testicle plunge into the water.

Mother fucker! I just took Posiden’s plunge. How the fuck am I going wash my balls in the sink at work?

by RourkeEleven September 12, 2019

polydendrahedron

Multi-faceted symmetrical tree-shaped object

"I will not sleep with you until you shave your pubic hair!" exclaimed the mathematician to his wife. "It's beginning to resembled a polydendrahedron."

by PillyWilly101 March 11, 2013

posiden's lick

When you are wiping your ass on the toilet and the toilet paper dips in the water then touches your ass

I was on the shitter and i got a posiden's lick and was so cold!

by Jak Dat Boi January 2, 2020

Psyden

A word used to say someone's ungodly guillible

Bro, you're such a Psyden

by Thonkie March 1, 2021

Posident

A portmanteau of positive and confident. Used as an adjective to express one's optimism in faith or belief of a situation or themselves.

A: "Hey, how are you feeling about your interview later?"

B: "Posident!"

A: "Alright! You got this!"

by Ashw00d April 3, 2022

Posidence

A word blend of positivity and confidence.

Looking good, feeling good, rock that body posidence!

by Ashw00d April 3, 2022

posydon

- a common misspelling of "poseidon", the greek god of water.

- High school programmer interested in cybersecurity, AI, and webapps

- "My favorite greek god is posydon!!"
- "Its pronounced poseidon you fool"

- "Does posydon really expect the Honorable Urban Dictionary Mods to allow him to define himself in their dictionary as part of his school application?"
- "He's hopeful. It's pretty creative, and the applications will all be reviewed by summer, so he only asks it stays up until June"
- "Damn. Good luck to him"

by p0syd0n December 23, 2024