poronkusema

Way to mesure how long something is. Word to word reindeer’s pee. Its how far away reindeer can run before it has to pee.

Hey dude i think that’s like poronkusema from us.

by Poronkusema March 30, 2020

pornoun

a horny way to call one's self, especially one using sexual terms.

His pornouns were big/dick.

by CeruleanMC June 20, 2023

pornoculars

Binoculars used for peeping on other people, especially those who might be naked or having sex.

It wasn't birds she was watching with her pornoculars!

by mnamy March 14, 2008

Pornoklaphreptic

(n.) One who is brought to the point of orgasm by exotic sexual movement of the feet.

He's always masturbating to Payless Shoe Catalogs; I think he's a pornoklaphreptic.

by ashley & kristen September 23, 2003

pornouncer

a scale which measures how porn-ey a certain object is.

Man1 : So how was the super edition of FHM, dude?
Man2 : Uhh, let me go get the pornouncer. *gets pornouncer*
dude... it only got a 2 =/

by Mnc & Lr September 10, 2007

Pornounce

(verb) def. – to vilently and somewhat sexually randomly pounce on an unsuspecting homie

Elijah pornounced on Connie after Keaneau and CJ had her distracted.

by lilgrizzey January 12, 2009

pornounce

A term representing an announcement in or dealing with pornography.

At the Adult entertainment Expo, I had pornounced the release of a new movie. 2 girls, 1 midget.

by Syphonedwolf117 November 6, 2011