by Fuzzy Faded January 1, 2021
Get the PoonJam mug.An epic competition between (1) rival porn collections or (2) rival pornography artists; Derived from the words "Porn" and "Tournament".
Specific contests can include (for type 1, porn collections) comparisons of size, deviancy, quality and variety. For type 2 (rival porn stars) contests can include comparisons of size, deviancy, endurance, creativity, flexibility, precision and/or ability to induce a knockout blow.
Specific contests can include (for type 1, porn collections) comparisons of size, deviancy, quality and variety. For type 2 (rival porn stars) contests can include comparisons of size, deviancy, endurance, creativity, flexibility, precision and/or ability to induce a knockout blow.
(1) Ronnie was confident his years of porno collection could beat anyone; therefore he challenged his friends to a pornament.
(2) The rivalry between Jenna Jameson and Briana Banks was so intense it could best be described as a "pornament".
(2) The rivalry between Jenna Jameson and Briana Banks was so intense it could best be described as a "pornament".
by Nick Vino December 24, 2008
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by eleanorofa April 6, 2010
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Person 1) Is that a dildo on your tree?
Person 2) Yup. It's been pornamented.
Person 1) Is that a dildo on your tree?
Person 2) Yup. It's been pornamented.
That tree is pornamented.
by toolong2care January 12, 2015
Get the pornamented mug.1. To disguise a file as porn in order to get faster distribution on a p2p network.
2. To disguise porn as an innocuous file to "surprise" the viewer.
2. To disguise porn as an innocuous file to "surprise" the viewer.
I was looking forward to watching asian race queen upskirt videos but got a "secrets of search engine marketing" book instead.
I thought I was going to be able to watch this week's episode of Lost that I wasn't able to record, but I got pornjacked.
I thought I was going to be able to watch this week's episode of Lost that I wasn't able to record, but I got pornjacked.
by mrdog April 8, 2006
Get the pornjack mug.A "pornam" is a porn amateur. (pronounced PORN-am) A "pornam" is someone who is photographed or videoed being nude or having sex, but they are not famous like a very small number of porn stars.
In past decades, porn was almost exclusively acted by a very small number of porn stars. There were very few AMATEUR photos or films. The reason was that there was NO PLACE where you could legally get the film developed. Today, since there are digital cameras, you don't need to get FILM developed: videos and images are instantly available and once it gets on the internet, it stays there forever. (The reason is that you can make an infinite number of copies without losing quality.)
There are still a few porn stars who are famous presently, but the millions of other people you see in X-rated photos and videos on the internet are AMATEUR porn actors or models, or "pornams." They are not stars.
In past decades, porn was almost exclusively acted by a very small number of porn stars. There were very few AMATEUR photos or films. The reason was that there was NO PLACE where you could legally get the film developed. Today, since there are digital cameras, you don't need to get FILM developed: videos and images are instantly available and once it gets on the internet, it stays there forever. (The reason is that you can make an infinite number of copies without losing quality.)
There are still a few porn stars who are famous presently, but the millions of other people you see in X-rated photos and videos on the internet are AMATEUR porn actors or models, or "pornams." They are not stars.
Guy 1: “Hey, what do you call somebody who is in one of those amateur porn videos on the internet? A porn star?”
Guy 2: “No, they’re just regular people. They’re pornams.”
Guy 2: “No, they’re just regular people. They’re pornams.”
by demographic-man January 10, 2013
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