pornobabbling

A simplistic speech pattern, used as foreplay, which occurs as a direct result of blood being diverted from brain to penis; rendering the male brain relatively useless in devising a charming and innovative monologue as a means of getting into a woman's pants.

As soon as Janice said, "Let's go back to my place," Bob started pornobabbling about "buttering her muffin" and ruined her mood.

by the honest tooth January 7, 2011

porkjob

When you wrap yo wang in bacon and fuck a fat chick's folds using the bacon grease as lube.

When I couldn't find her vag under all her fat, I just went for the folds and got me a porkjob.

by PorkJobber September 17, 2007

Pornobate

Verb: To masterbate to pornography.

I brought my Hustler magazine in the bathroom so I could pornobate while taking a shit.

My girlfriend caught me pornobating online when she came in my room without knocking first.

by GotFeltUp May 20, 2010

Porknography

slang for the perverse fleecing of citizens for higher and more taxes, Pork-Barrel Pet Projects, and Excess Federal Spending so the 'bureaucratic monster/s" yielding rich benefits/moneys fattening their already bloated wallets/bank accounts.

The darker side of politics.

Politics is just high class Porknography.

by Panthera Atrox January 26, 2011

Porknographer

:one who produces porknography.

The country is now in a deeper deficit than ever thanks to the porknographer/s that are currently in office.

by Panthera Atrox January 26, 2011

porknowledge

knowledge of pornography. From 'porking (heavy fucking)' and 'knowledge'.

Pornstars are supposed to be full of porknowledge.

by uttam maharjan October 29, 2010

porknowledgable

one who knows a lot about porn.

Clint is so porknowledgable, he could write a book about it.

by jdmdtx February 27, 2011