Aqua-Porking

Verb; Meaning to have sex in a situation involving water (eg. Pool, shower etc)

Man 1: "Me and this girl had sex in the shower last night!"
Man 2: "Ahh Aqua-Porking! Well played my son!"

by JizzWizz September 22, 2012

porking the bone

taking the act of necrophilia too far and having sex with skeletal remains.

he dug her up and just started porking the bone. what the actual fuck?

by prange November 12, 2010

porking

sexual intercourse.

"I saw Skot and Rosie porking in Anna's bedroom! I screamed when I saw Skot's balls slapping Rosie's ass!"

by LindseyRae June 10, 2009

porkin

having sex with someone hard ...thats making them squeal like a pig

Dude...where you porkin this chick next door?

by jr123456789 July 16, 2010

Porkins

The fat guy who gets owned in Star Wars Episode IV
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFPI54fOWoo)

It was hilarious when Porkins died, lol.

by Bocrominated March 30, 2009

porkina

Fat Russian woman.

My porkina she is number one butter eater in all of country.

by cpt vagagany October 10, 2008

Porkinson's Disease

The presence of tremors througout a woman's body as a direct result of sexual trauma.

Bro I fucked Linda so hard and now she won't stop shaking; I think she has Porkinson's Disease!!!

by BigA86 July 30, 2016