porkchop

The portion of a man's chest exposed by wearing either a deep V-neck or unbuttoning several of the top buttons.

Dude, way to rock the hairy porkchop. Now button up; you look like a date rapist.

by remyg November 3, 2011

porkchop

A shot of cum!

There is the same amount of protein in a shot of cum as there is in a porkchop, it was on Oprah, so its gotta be true.

See honey, even Oprah thinks you should swallow, she said that there is the same amount of protein in a shot of cum as there is in a porkchop. Now you can stay slim and still get the protein you need! That Oprah slimmed down alot so she must practice what she preaches.

by Loose Goose July 28, 2008

porkchop

Crisp and smoky, used to describe the tone of one's voice.

"M. Ward's voice is sooo porkchop, man."

by Paulina Revere November 14, 2011

porkchop

swallowing cum when giving a blow job (since cum has the same amount of protein as a pork chop)

Friend 1: "Are you hungry?"

Friend 2: "Naw, I got a porkchop from Billy earlier."

by sarafinn October 1, 2008

porkchop

Verb: To make a mistake, to mess up big time.
Noun: A mistake. A useless person. An absolute horror or a human being. An hideous object.

Noun: Lewis commited a right porkchop.

Verb: I've really porkchopped it this time.

by BarnsleyChop March 10, 2007

porkchop

an ugly girl

look at that ugly porkchop

by adadaa October 11, 2003

porkchop

verb: To cut off with a vehicle, in order to be first in line. Term commonly used by dump truck drivers to describe actions of immigrant drivers cutting them off enroute to quarries and other loading facilities.

noun: Immigrant dump truck driver.

Damn that dude porkchopped my ass right before the scale!

Look at that porkchop, he forgot to close his tailgate!

by dumptruckphil January 20, 2008