pooves

(UK) upper-class plural of poof

ooh my gawd! that place was full of pooves

by dilbert scrunchie June 20, 2003

poovert

Same as pervert but instead of being obsessed with porn, is obsessed with poo and all related stuff to poo.

Oh my god Anna you are SUCH a poovert! stop looking in the toilets to find used loo paper!

by Anna and Elli February 25, 2006

pooven

Pooven is that state of mind you're in at the club. Its almost the same as drunk, but not really. You're really feelin' yourself. You got $200 but you think you got $2 million. Can't nobody in that muthafucka touch you and any bitch up in there you get. And you make up your own dances.

"My nigga, we was at OPM at Caesars's Palace off two bottles of Cris, a bottle of Petron and Grey Goose. We was in that muthafucka pooven!

by Tony Kelley December 27, 2005

poolee

For Marines, at this phase of their lives this is the point where they have a chance to turn back before stepping on those yellow footprints and realizing they made a huge mistake. It's the point where you've signed the dotted line but haven't yet been to boot camp. Despite having never been to boot camp, poolees will never shut up about the Marine Corps and have an annoyingly high level of motivation only recruiters/RA Marines can tolerate. The only people on Earth, besides recruits, who give a fuck about general USMC knowledge, like the General Orders or Leadership Traits. As much as it's fun talking shit about poolees, one should nonetheless appreciate the fact that at least some millennials aren't total fucking hippies/communists/ISIS fags.

Being the dumbass poolee that he was, Johnny wore a USMC shirt everywhere in hopes that he can get some pussy.

by dangitBobby December 21, 2016

pooeek

The process of peeing, pooping, and/or puking. Usually this is done by animals on, under, or behind an object, thus ruining this object in the process. To be used as a noun or a verb, whichever is necessary.

Oh damn, i just found a nice big pile of pooeek behind the t.v. today. it's going to take forever to clean that up.

by Miss DJ Gutter Slut December 17, 2010

poopeed

To Poop and pee at the same Time. This is usually the case if everything is working properly

I woke up after a night of heavy drinking and poopeed like a madman poop

by Cal patan February 21, 2015

Poovment

The act of movement in your bowels leading to a poo.

Pete felt a rumbling in his tummy, after a few days without a poo. He new a poo was imminent. There for he felt a poovment.

by Sade.xo January 28, 2018