pooven

Pooven is that state of mind you're in at the club. Its almost the same as drunk, but not really. You're really feelin' yourself. You got $200 but you think you got $2 million. Can't nobody in that muthafucka touch you and any bitch up in there you get. And you make up your own dances.

"My nigga, we was at OPM at Caesars's Palace off two bottles of Cris, a bottle of Petron and Grey Goose. We was in that muthafucka pooven!

by Tony Kelley December 27, 2005

Poofen

A tabby cat

Is that an orange tabby cat? Awww. What a cute little poofen.

by Jerem6401 December 25, 2016

Pootend

When one pretends to be taking a poo in order to get caught up on social media while also avoiding familial obligations

"He can't help bathe the kids because he's too busy pootending"

by AgeCristini July 1, 2017

poovenir

The splattered or streaked 'reminders' one leaves behind after flushing the toilet.

Me: "Hey sweetheart, I gotta run but, I left you a 'poovenir' of my Mexican lunch in the restroom. You can thank me later."
Sweetheart: Aaaahhhh....you say the sweetest things!

by Bryan Gilbreath August 27, 2009

Poopendestop

A plug to stop shit coming out involuntarily

I have the runs so bad, I wish I had my poopendestop with me today!

by Standen January 25, 2017

Poopengoggen

The act of being the Poop Prime Minister, Doo Doo Dictator, The Shit Shah, or The Feces Pharaoh.

By the power of Poopengoggen, I knight you Sir Poop of the Toilet Table.

by poopguy05 November 18, 2020

poogene

one exalted or revered as supremely good. stud of the earth.

the poogene of the ancient world ruled over the heavens, the earth, the sea's

by james3257 December 4, 2010