Poopage

A poopage is an adjective. It means someone is a nickname, you can say this to an acquaintance or you VBFFL. Trust me you don't want to know what an MEANIE poopage is... -SGM

"Megan you are the BIGGEST poopage I have ever seen" or " Hi Rachel poopage.

by IAMUSELESSok(: October 16, 2019

poopageddon

When you're running late, don't even have time to feed the cat; but you hear the distant sounds of thunder and rage... Next thing you know you're grabbing your stomach and making a daring dash to the porcelain Queen. Bombs are being fired, volcanos erupting (You may even need to double flush.) But you sit there, knowing this may be the end of times, and yet still hoping you'll be on time to work.

You knew poopageddon was here, so you called your mom, and told her how thankful you were to be born, knowing it was the end of times.

by Celeste Greentea March 22, 2019

ploopage

Ploopage =(Jiggle^2 *Height)/time off ground

Maximum ploopage - jello on trampoline

All things have ploop!

*theory by Benjamin C. Paul

Wow this jello has so much ploopage!

by Ploopscientists October 27, 2022

poopagram

The kind of fart that lets you as well as others that you need to poop.

Dude your ass just sent out the poopagram, you need to get to a bathroom quick

by akathestickybandits February 16, 2010

Poopogenic claudication

Proper medical term for the involuntary, anal clenching, straight-legged, shuffling gait necessary to make it to a toilet in the case of impending diarrhea
shit shuffle poop walk

Ben tried to run down the hall to the restroom after morning conference but he lost control of his legs as poopogenic claudication set in. He immediately regretted that having the prune juice flax breakfast smoothie especially after going out for Indian food last night.

by Surf’n’Turf2958 August 18, 2018

OOBER POONAGE

WHEN ONE GOES TO A SORORITY AND BANGS A GAGGLE OF FRESHMAN THATS GETTIN OOBER POONAGE

I TORE IT UP LAST NITE AT THAT PARTY I SCORED MAJOR OOBER POONAGE BRA I THINK MY ROD NEEDS STITCHES

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 25, 2011

Poopagina

Producing sexual stimulation by defecating into a woman's vagina, essentially using one's stool as a phallus, or substitute for the male genitalia.

A "perfect poopagina" requires forming an air-tight seal between the anus & vagina, never allowing the stool to "breathe" outside air.

The term "poopagina" was coined by Angel Rodriquez at UCLA's Hedrick Dining Hall, sometime around 2001, during a round-table discussion on the origin of sexual fetishes and how they are formulated.

The term "poopagina" has grown in popularity amongst the college circuit, most notably amongst California-based schools and universities.

Variations of the term include the following phrases:

1) 'Gine my poop - A command, made by a male, demanding that a female take, into their vagina, the male's stool (poop).

2) Poop my 'gine - A command, made by a female of their male partner, to have stool (poop) shoved into their vagina.

Last night, I realized the culmination of my being, when I threw down a poopagina on my ex-girlfriend.

I took this slutty sorority girl up to my dorm, after a mixer, and was all set to bone down, but when she screamed out "Poop my 'gine!", I had to stop and think, for a second, about what kind of person I would be if I fulfilled her request. In a drunken stupor, I yelled out "GINE MY POOP!" at the top of my lungs and proceeded to slam down a steamy loaf into her gaping vagina.

by poopagina August 10, 2010