Pooched

(Pooh-ched)
To exhaust, finish, cash, empty, or burn out.

To become tired or bushed.

"Hey is there a hit left?" Tom asks Joe. "No i think its pooched" Joe answers.

"Man am I pooched"

by Xander Ru'sell June 18, 2007

pooched

- feeling tired
- an empty bowl ;)

Damn yo, I was so pooched after work last night.

Shit man, that bowl's pooched. Top it up again.

by puclik June 17, 2003

Plonched

To get drunk to the point of no return. So drunk that you don't know what your doing for the next three days. Symptoms include mass amounts of time hugging toilets like your childhood teddy bear, cuddling with your same sex best friend, not knowing why you have a crazy new obsession with muttenchops, and urination to the point that everything below your waste becomes waterlogged.

Ryan: "What the hell happened, and why does it smell like cat food and ben-gay?"
(Ryan's Nana comes out from under the covers.)
Nana: "Hey gran-baby did you have fun last night?"
Ryan: "Shit nana I don't remember a thing were we cuddlin?"
Nana: "I don't know I was too plonched to remember."

by John "Y.B. Killan" Hartman August 18, 2008

pooched

broken; incorrect; displaying negative characteristics without explanation; less than optimal

I don't know what's wrong with your friggin' HDTV -- all I know is that it's probably pooched.

by 69 your mom December 26, 2005

Pootched

tired and done working on whatever it is you were doing. depending on the context can also mean finished in a negative aspect such as "I didn't study for the exam and now im pootched".

Oh man i'm pootched i'm going to bed

by Senathan Rome April 24, 2011

Pounched

Verb: To "Pounch" The act of a woman enticingly dancing backward onto your groin-al region. From a mixture of Pouncing and crouching

Dude, when we were in that club last night that cougar totally "Pounched" me

by Geoff Grisgald January 26, 2011

ponched

When one kills a joke but instead of killing it he or she will continue the joke up until the point where no one remembers the joke but only how terribly it has been killed. Disgust with the person who ponched the joke is often associated.

John: Wow I can't even remember why we were even talking about unicorns
Bill: Well I made a joke and Chris ponched it
John: Oh yeah, he seriously murdered that joke

by white egyptian May 28, 2010