inebriation proclamation

The statement of declaration that you are, from this point forward, no longer responsible for anything you say or do since you are hereby wasted.

"After that fourth shot of Jager, I believe it's time to make my Inebriation Proclamation"

by Aubrey Sabala October 27, 2006

Masturbation Proclamation

When one masturbates while reading the Emancipation Proclamation, preferably while dressed as Abraham Lincoln.

Kyle "Dude you should come over tonight"
Brandon "Sorry bro can't, I'm going to do a Masturbation Proclamation"

by BROmeo69 December 29, 2011

proclamation

Something that is proclaimed. A declaration.

Winston made the proclamation that he was going to run for president in the next election.

by boxit January 1, 2014

Domination Proclamation

A term to desribe a team that has a presence and determination to beat anyone. They Proclaim their domination through there attitude and effort. The result takes care of its self.

We saw domination proclamation own everyone to win the softball title

by chmkobe8 April 29, 2007

Emancipation Proclamation

The act of breaking up with one's significant other by performing an unwanted Abe Linclon on him/her. It is expected that the recipient will express outrage and a desire to end the relationship at which point the individual performing the Abe Lincoln typically proclaims "You're free to go", thereby emancipating the recipient from the relationship.

Michael - "Dude, did you break up with Tyra last night?"

Jeff - "Yup, I gave that skank the old Emancipation Proclamation!"

by qqduck January 8, 2008

ejaculation proclamation

A signature statement made by a man who is about to shoot his load.

Joe- "Dude what's your Ejaculation Proclamation?"
Carl- "I like to say the volcano is about to blow all over her town then scream HOT LAVAAAA"

by Jefferspin November 20, 2013

(Proclamation mark)/.

A punctuation symbol created to reduce unnecessary overusage of exclamation points in texts, posts, etc. The proclamation mark is written as a forward slash and period:
/.
Used for things that are somewhat funny but not hilarious where a period is not happy enough but an exclamation point is too much.

"Stop overusing exclamation points already. Give the proclamation mark a try/."
"Have a great day/."
"What a douche(proclamation mark)/."
"Your mom's looking smokin hot today (proclamation mark)/."

by G-Mann June 19, 2019