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When one masturbates while reading the Emancipation Proclamation, preferably while dressed as Abraham Lincoln.
Kyle "Dude you should come over tonight"
Brandon "Sorry bro can't, I'm going to do a Masturbation Proclamation"
Brandon "Sorry bro can't, I'm going to do a Masturbation Proclamation"
by BROmeo69 December 29, 2011
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