pontooning

The act of swaffling (smacking your penis against something) fast and furiously between a woman's breasts. Similar to motorboating but with a penile element.

You could motorboat your girlfriend, but may derive more pleasure from pontooning her instead. Just make sure it is ok to ejaculate in her cleavage before doing so.

by Ryanandluciana April 23, 2013

pontoon coon

puerto rican boat person or sailing enthusiast

The coast guard was roundin up pontoon coons all day

by thediggler99 October 9, 2006

Ponsone

(noun)
A belly that sticks out past the point of one's erect penis. This is usually caused by a person's laziness, lack of exercise, or love of cheeseburgers.

Look at that dudes ponsone, he must love his cheeseburgers.

by SinaiSteve April 30, 2016

PwnsooN

1. Extremely leet counter-strike player

2. To do something extremely leet in counter-strike.

That bitch pulled some PwnsooN ass shit

by h4x June 29, 2003

Pontooning

When a female takes Viagra causing a reaction of Clitoral/Labial swelling; resembling a Pontoon Boat.

Jennifer: My girlfriend and I tried pontooning last night!
Debra: Oh my goodness you gotta boat?!
Jennifer: Noo no no, we both took Viagra and watched our shit swell up, it was like two huge fat pontoon boats!

by MascGlittersaurus June 10, 2017

pontoontang

A pontoon boat or "party barge" that that is busting with poontang.

When aboard pontoontang, clothing is optional.

by Captain Matt July 13, 2004

pontooned

Equivalent to pwned, owned, j00d, laviowned, etc.

"Oh, you got pontooned."

by Cameron November 8, 2005