Poopilepsy

Shitting so hard that your entire body trembles with both fear and satisfaction simultaneously. May also cause sudden, drastic change in body temperature.

Dude, I went to the doctor today. I've got poopilepsy. It's terminal.

by schmoobie May 12, 2014

pompite

A term used to describe a group of football fans who support the football team Portsmouth.

The Pompites are on their way

by LeDefinition November 4, 2018

pompilio

A word that describes someone who crushes mad bitches. This person does not care if you have 4 legs or two, your still getting stuffed. Females refer to this person as an Animal, Gremlin or Vermin. Once a Pompilio always a Pompilio.

That kid banged my mom, definitely a pompilio.

You got my wife pregnant you fucking pompilio.

by Neva soft August 4, 2011

Pompie

When there is a guy one girl is sucking the ball sack antoher girl is licking his dick and he is having sex with the third girl.
girl to guy ratio: 3:1

Did you hear? Maddy Sarah and Julia gave Danny a Pompie last night?

or
Dude that sucks pompie!

by Poseiden God of Water December 1, 2010

Pomplexed

Someone who is completely baffed due to a woman this can be due to several factors the main of which would be of a sexual or emtional nature

That bitch lefted him pomplexed

by Fringerwewq December 7, 2011

Pomplemousse

French for 'grapefruit', often used as a pejorative term for Mariah when she does something silly or mockable.

1: Hey!
2: Bonjour!
1: You're a pumpkinhead!
2: Bien sur? Donc, tu es une pomplemousse!
1: Qué?

by PenguinAssassin May 2, 2010

Pomplex

A time waster and a dickhead someone who makes plans and then bails last min or someone who says they're going to do something but doesn't because they cannot be arsed

Your such a pomplex

by Badman slang May 28, 2016