Padaphile

A jedi apprentice who is sexually attracted to children.

Qui-Gon Jinn probably wouldn't have left Obi-Wan Kenobi to train Anakin if he knew Obi-Wan was a total padaphile.

by @FattMernandez July 20, 2012

Pedophile Glasses

Glasses worn by a pedophile - typically made to change to sunglasses when worn outdoors, but generally just stay a sleazy, cloudy color ... good for peering at children on the play ground.

Those pedophile glasses look amazing on you. I wish I was twelve.

by sera31204 July 9, 2010

Pedophile Piñata

When a pedophile fills his pants with assorted treats and offers small children the chance to attempt to break open his pants and gain access to the candy by using only their face to bash against his crotch and genitals.

"This weekend I was playing pedophile piñata with Mr.Herbert. It was very fun, but by the time I got the candy out, it was all stuck together an gooey."

by Phil Meballs March 2, 2009

podophiliatrix

A very alluring, seductive, and dominant woman who uses Her feet to dominate and control men who have a foot fetish.

It is very common for a Podophiliatrix to have Her subs to worship Her feet, use her subs as human foot stools, step on and kick her subs, and seduce and manipulate her subs by using her feet.

I visit Goddess Nikki every week to worship Her perfect, ballerina feet! She is the original Podophiliatrix and I am unable to resist Her superior feet!

by Goddess Nikki Cintron December 6, 2017

Masquerading Asshole Pedophile

The correct abbreviation of MAP.

Minor Attracted Person? More like Masquerading Asshole Pedophile.

by APersonWhoMightBeInsane January 13, 2022

Podophilia

The foot fetish of a human being. The most common sexual interest in a nonsexual body part: a paraphilia for feet. Usually including, but not limited to: sexual, romantic or platonic attraction to feet of the opposite sex.

Podophilia for lot of people allegedly starts in childhood.

by Info2go October 26, 2016

pedophile van

A large, older van, typically brown or white in color, and often with tinted front windows and no windows in the back. Not all pedophile vans are used for the purpose of luring young children to kidnap with promises of candy or toys, but if somebody were to decide they wanted to do this, a pedophile van would be the perfect vehicle.

My friend just bought a total pedophile van. Either he is a rapist or has very poor choices in vehicles.

by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011