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Dot Plumber

A person who is completely infatuated with sticking things in theirs or others anus's.

Typically these people don't discriminate between human interaction to putting anything from carrots to bottle tops into their Arse, they then will typically tell people what they've done then deny it for a long time to come.
I was chatting with Ant last night and he mentioned again how much he likes getting things put into his dot, to the point where he was saying he had a sore arse from the putting things in there too often..

The guy is a total dot plumber and if you had blocked pipes he'd be the person to call as I'm sure he'd have a way of clearing and busted hole.
by mazzbot October 14, 2013
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Toilet Plume

A phenomenon caused when the toilet is flushed after a massive shit. The flush creates a plume of bits of fecal matter that blast into the air in an aerosol form. These fine, invisible traces of fecal matter plume outwards and land on surrounding surfaces like handles, toilet rim, etc. In a full house, busy bathroom , the flushing plumes can also disburse fecal bits into the eyes, nose and mouth.
That was one busy shithouse in there braaaaahhh. Every stall was full and asses were exploding. Yea broooohhh. Think of the toilet plumes and how much fecal matter your just took in.
by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017
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Doom Plume

1. A massive undersea oil plume that threatens to destroy marine life for thousands of square miles, even though it's not visible from the surface.

2. The biggest environmental threat from the BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.

3. Out of sight, out of mind? Not so much.
The Doom Plume from BP's Deepwater Horizon pipe is spreading fast. It could reach as far as the Atlantic Coast of Florida and Mexico's Riviera Maya.
by Peter Kobs May 16, 2010
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smoking dragon plume

Visual expression of a individual performing fellatio while smoking a cigarette, the smoke coming out of the nostrils while the performers mouth is wrapped around the recipients penis.
I had such fun with Sarah at that party last night, she sparked up a marlboro & started giving me head- the sight of that smoking dragon plume was enough to make me blow my load in her mouth.
by DinoLarry July 31, 2010
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Rusty Plumber

When a guy comes back from the gym all grimy and sweaty, and makes his boyfriend go to work on his (sexual) plumbing while wearing the plumber jeans that show off the top of his ass crack. Usually, but not always, a handjob.
Dan: Wanna go out tonight?

Nas: Nah, I just don't think I can respect you anymore, since you gave me that rusty plumber earlier.

Joe: You guys are so gay.
by marbury986 September 26, 2009
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Ypsilanti Plume

Named after the city adjacent to Ann Arbor, Michigan. An Ypsilanti Plume is when a prostitute farts blood on to your chest.
Hey honey, I'll give you $120 for a blumpkin and an Ypsilanti Plume.
by Ted Cactus December 30, 2008
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Plumpernickle

A girl that is plump in the center. Very similar to the muffintop, but is not necessarily caused by jeans that are too tight.
That girl is such a plumpernickle. Look at how round her stomach is, even in that sundress.
by timbobaggins June 17, 2009
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