politics

life in only two dimensions
it's when you are presented with no more than two choices ever as though there were only two sides or only two possible positions on all of life's most complex issues...
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both sides are really screwed up but one of them acts like it's never ever wrong and this works to tug at the heart strings of soccer moms and ignorant but well meaning kids and gain their sympathies

politics is really screwed up

by fock you assholes February 11, 2007

Trumpist Politics

The very definition of dumb , idiotic and populist politics that don't make any sense whatsoever unless you are an idiot , desperate , a desperate idiot , a bigot , openly sexist , secretly sexist , in denial of climate change , think china is plotting the downfall of the west , loves how putin runs russia , grabs women by the pussy , tin foil conspiracy theorist , openly racist , secretly racist , offended by anything that isn't white and finally just plain stupid and bogus.

Marvin won the school election using trumpist politics .

by ladida_guy March 29, 2017

politics

Promoting the lies of a particular group.

"Daddy, why did you lie to them?" "It's politics, son"

by Jebblebbles January 28, 2008

wiener politics

When a gender-biased decision is made based on a male gendered decision.

I have noticed that there may be some wiener politics in place with Urban Dictionary staff who make decisions about which words and phrases to publish.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 1, 2019

New Politics

Awesome Alternative Rock band from Copenhagen, Denmark and currently resides in New York City. Known for singles "Yeah Yeah Yeah" and "Dignity". Has only released one album so far: "New Politics".

Dude 1: "Hey dude, have you heard of the band New Politics?"

Dude 2: Yes, THEY ARE FREAKIN AWESOME.

by ModernRocker February 19, 2012

Politics Boner

A state of being that one enters when he or she agrees with a politician's policies/ideals to an extreme extent.

Man, Bill Clinton gives me a politics boner.

by Gohn Smith September 6, 2012

politics

"poli" meaning many and "tics" annoying blood sucking creatures.

by Murdoch September 19, 2003