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Painus Cupcake

A character based on a character in Team Fortress 2, He is based off the character soldier. In every episode he says, "I am Painus Cupcake I will eat you" and eats people
Guy1: Dude who the fuck was that?
Guy2: HOLY SHIT ITS PAINUS CUPCAKE

Painus Cupcake: I am Painus Cupcake... I will eat you. :D
Both Guys: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Painus Cupcake: om nom nom nom nom
by SEXYMANBEAST4555555 December 20, 2010
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Painus

1) (Noun) The pain a female experiences deep in her lower back around the colon when contractions around the 40th week of pregnancy start. The contraction pain is very near the anus giving the feeling of the onset of an impending putrid and painful deuce drop that ebbs and flows with each contraction.
2) (Noun) A person who is a real "pain in the anus".

Derrivative of "pain" and "anus".
1) My God!!! Is this a contraction or do I really have to shit?! Oh wait...its gone...I must be experiencing painus.
2) Linda keeps ridin' my ass and won't quit. She'a a persistent painus!
by Tenacious Faulker August 3, 2007
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PAINUS

PAINUS: When a male penis is inserted into the female's anus.

Penis + Anus = Painus.

It's a noun and a verb.
ex.1
Guy # 1: I had Painus with my girlfriend yesterday, it hurt like a bitch.

Guy # 2: Sounds like a pain in the ass.

ex.2
Man: My wife and I were PAINUS-ing last night, all was going well till a gave her a hernia.

Friend: Ouch...
by The-Mountain November 11, 2011
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Planus

Planus (n): the small circular opening on the rear of an air plane, where the exhaust is released. The anus of the plane.
Check out that planus! It looks old and overused.
by LindsayM April 28, 2009
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Painus

Ouch, I've got a real painus
by Luke Ricky Stu February 9, 2017
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pinussy

That Filipina had some good pinussy.
by Ryan_h702 April 30, 2023
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melly plinius

Best and hottest survivor in the game, solos ur favs, beats goku, likes bees, has a cute hat, absolute girlboss, dating Emma woods.
What’s the best survivor in the game? Melly Plinius.

Oh, didn’t she killed her husband? She was in a silly goofy mood, so it’s fine!
by anonymous July 22, 2021
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