Pianist

Someone who is racist towards penises.

“Omg Becky look at his dick!”
“Ew, shut the fuck up!”
“Wait, are you being pianist right now?”
“I guess so bitch!”

by SouthParkUnbreakableFantasy July 29, 2020

penistude

Strictly manly, heavily masculine attitude.

Jack: He is a man of great penistude.
Jill: True that.

by Decimus December 1, 2006

pienis

|pīnis|

a penis, the male sex organ, made out of pie.
available for purchase only at /wild foxes/.

When the man got an erection, his pienis became instantly cooked, turning from dough to crust with a nice juicy filling.

"If you're a man, put a pienis in your pants, if you're a woman, have it for tea with a bit of jam...call 1-800-PIENIS!"

by hazazeltux December 2, 2013

penist

guy who plays penis for a life

pianist: 500$ per hour
penist: 200$ per hour

by MaLdEr September 19, 2007

penistealthography

The art of taking a photograph of a scenic item (ie; Flower Arrangement)that cleverly has your penis displayed in a stealthy fashion.

Hey Bob, I saw your latest penistealthography picture hanging on your Mother Inlaws livingroom wall, ya think she will ever notice it?

by Bikerbob December 10, 2007

Penisting

Penisting is the act of painting with the penis

Example: me and my buddy were penisting and ended up having rough anal sex

@spy_nudes

by @Spy_nudes August 11, 2020

penistron

A robotic penis used for she-males to get something up their partner's asshole

"Hey billy could you adjust your penistron? It's hurting my asshole!"

by dannnny July 5, 2008