phone sex

a form of having sex during lokcdown with your other half because coronavirus is preventing you from seeing them. It mainly consists of a face to face chat with them but can be on speaker only. Both people talk seductively and attempt to turn on the other person whilst also masturbating with them simultaneously.

downside: not as pleasuring
benefit: 0% chance of std or pregnancy

mate: "yo what you did with your gyal last night?"

me: "I couldn't see her so i had phone sex with her."
all the lads: "MY G!!!"

by iswallowedadictionarythesauras June 16, 2020

phone sex

Were Two People Are On The Phone And There Both Moaning To Each And There Both Masterbating

Me: Omg I Had The Best Phone Sex Last Night With Craig
Mate: Omg You Had Phone Sex With Him Again!!
Me : Yeah!

by *emo chick* January 15, 2006

phone sex

something that is real and doesn't make you lame, ugly, obese, non-sociable, etc. Itz pretty much fucking amazing

Girl: Wanna have phone sex three times tonight?
Boy: Maybe two my dick hurts
Girl: Pussy ass jew
Boy:I love you baby
Girl:I love you too :)

by awesometerrifficamazingcoolbad February 5, 2010

phone sex

if someone calls and ask you intimate details and you both get a bit aroused or exited, don't forget to say this:

i moan and scream, just i have real phone sex and you put me on the speaker. your party guests have the laugh of their life!

by mahal.himself August 4, 2006

phone sex

The act of rubbing two phones together.

I threw my phone on my bed and they fell on top of each other. Can you say phone sex?

by Courtney and Jackie January 11, 2008

phone sex

when two people talk on the phone moaning or texting.

i was up all night havin phone sex with dis hot chick!

by Dinosaur2 December 26, 2008

phone sex

the act of using the vibrate function on a cell phone to pleasure ones self.

Amy was having wicked phone sex in calculus the other day.

by man15 May 7, 2004