iswallowedadictionarythesauras's definitions

phone sex

a form of having sex during lokcdown with your other half because coronavirus is preventing you from seeing them. It mainly consists of a face to face chat with them but can be on speaker only. Both people talk seductively and attempt to turn on the other person whilst also masturbating with them simultaneously.

downside: not as pleasuring
benefit: 0% chance of std or pregnancy

mate: "yo what you did with your gyal last night?"

me: "I couldn't see her so i had phone sex with her."
all the lads: "MY G!!!"

by iswallowedadictionarythesauras June 16, 2020