phoomy

a phoomy is a wide stick of rubber witch is a deodorant substitute

i use my phoomy today

by theman102 November 14, 2011

Ploomer

Very similar to a Coomer, except that they are addicted to masturbating at a competitive level. They attempt to shoot a huge load as high into the air as they can, always trying to beat their high score .

"Bro I beat my highest record cooming last night, 60cm high!"
"Shut up, Ploomer"

by UnkindledAnri February 4, 2020

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Go ahead and do something productive

I am so bored. ploomijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp

by :|:|:|:|:|:||:|: February 27, 2022

Ploomf

A dense object dropping into water, usually causing the water to shoot upwards making the 'ploomf' sound.
For best auditory effect, say outloud and with the back of your throat.

The onomatopoeic sound of a long turd satisfyingly dropping into the bowl....

Man on the throne...
*grunts with effort*
Ploomf!

by domstar101 November 19, 2012

Ploomby

What is, was, and what will come to be. The perfect word for any situation.

Man, that girl is looking PLOOMBY!

PLOOMBY! I just dropped my phone!

Dude, you should go check out that movie! It was SO ploomby!

by Derpatron123 December 16, 2011

ploomf

when your fart doesn't actually make a fart sound, the air just exits your holes. It smells like eggy wedge's too.

"She needed to ploomf so badly...but it simply would not exit her lower hole"

by Hallistic Vocal Roach December 6, 2021

Soor Ploom

A soor ploom is a rare occurrence. When somebody experiences a soor ploom, they are feeling severe pain, this pain is also know as ring sting. Extreme gas (farting) also accompanies the sting. Soor plooms usually occur after one eats food that is extremely spicy, unfortunately a beverage does not settle this problem.

Ford ate a poutine, he did not get a soor ploom. Lily, on the other hand, ate gumbo......Wow! She is gonna feel the pain tomorrow!

by HankyDankyDoo August 23, 2009