Plemorsing

A word that some stupid kid on the internet made up to try and sound smart. He failed

Guy 1 "You are stupid"
Guy 2 "I am not"
Guy 1 "Stop plemorsing me"
Guy 2 "what"

by AggroD January 24, 2015

phlemjob

To lubricate a penis with phlem instead of spit for the typical blowjob.

Lisa had a huge set of tits and I wanted to stare at them while she gave me a B.J. I didnt know she had COPD, she hawked a loogie on my shaft. It was strangely satisfying. Best and first phlemjob ever!

by Mr. Nate February 23, 2015

Philemon Ahn

the great one; one that rules all; definition of ultimate ownage of all that is weak cheese

Superman, Batman, Spiderman, Daredevil, the Incredible Hulk, and Little Mermaid

by pepe December 2, 2003

phlamous

An interjection, exclamation or ejaculatory utterance used to wish good health to a person who has just belched. Believed to have originated at the North Pole.

"Urrrp!"
"Phlamous!"

by c71ff October 19, 2009

Palemont

A person who is pasthun,nordic,slavic

"are you a palemont?"
" Palemont power baby!"

by Palemont February 23, 2022

phlem

mucus that is lodged into your throat from your lungs and nose that comes out of your mouth usually when you cough or "hauk" a lugi.

did you see that man's phlem when he hauked a lugi?

by Dandysandy January 7, 2009

Phlegmocrat

Phlegmocrat (flem oh krat) NOUN. An especially lazy or slimy Democrat.

When Feinstein was a city supervisor, she got the mayor's job because he was assassinated.

While mayor of San Francisco, her husband owned a fuckton of rental property downtown, and quadrupled his net worth. Her money more than doubled.

Now that she's on the Senate Committees on defense, intelligence and homeland security, her husband's company has all these Iraq and Afghanistan construction projects. She votes with Republicans for war to send more money to her hubby.

She oozed her way into office and nothing sticks to her protective coating of slime.

She's not a Democrat, she's a Phlegmocrat.

by Maxhole June 22, 2009