Parmageddon

The prophesied location of a gathering of armies for a battle during the end times. Generally used to describe any end-of-world scenario, typically involving those who perform their duties, and those who do not, and as such do not tolerate the dead weight and wish to smite them.

'If you don't stop making excuses for your poor performance and complaining, we shall bring Parmageddon...'

by JSlag October 2, 2017

parmageddon

How Goldfinger and his shady sidekick Oddjob viewed their last-minute forfeiting of da infamous "cheater being cheated" golf-game wif James Bond.

It only served da dishonest "Midas-touch" character right to have lost da unfairly-rigged ball-putting round to Double-Oh-Seven, but it still felt like a total parmageddon to his selfish mind!

by QuacksO January 21, 2024

Chicken Parmageddon

When you eat so much chicken Parm that you fall into a food coma so deep that the simulation breaks, and reality is forgotten by all those involved.

Kyle; Yo dude you ate a lot
Skyler; back up bro, there’s about to be a chicken parmageddon up in this muh
*reality crashes, blue screen of heat death*

by Skloo April 16, 2024

permageddon

When perms come back into fashion.

If we start seeing perms on all the hotties it'll surely be the permageddon for all of us.

by Schaums December 23, 2011

charmageddon

n. A full-on irresistable James Francoesque charm storm of Biblical proportions.

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Babe at four o'clock, but don't even bother. She is totally out of your league.

I'm going in. Don't wait up. No one can resist my charmageddon.

So I'll see you in five minutes?

Three.

by gnostic 1 October 7, 2013

Kharmageddon

When kharma appears as the total fucking destruction of a person.

He was cheating on her and she found out. His life is total kharmageddon.

by Crusher Wrectum December 28, 2025