petition wall

is the weak wall between the anus and vagina entry

dude: If i put my finger in your anus and thumb in you vag, then squeeze and pull i will rip out your petition wall!

shiela: WTF so i shit all over my vagina?

dude: Well thats one way to look at it. But i was refering to re-sale when you can advertise more room space in your living area.

by standox April 24, 2010

petwition

a rant (towards a negative/strong cause) filed on twitter.

After president Obama was re-elected, america filed a petwition to recall him (and let Romney win).

by b_rock44 November 15, 2012

pectation

Anxiety caused by a desire to fondle female breasts.

I couldn't wait to touch her beautiful tits---the pectation was killing me!

by archimedest July 28, 2006

Tom Pettying a blade

When you can't back down from shoving a sword up your booty hole.

"I just got out of the hospital, I was Tom Pettying a blade"

by Owl luvr 69 August 25, 2017

petition

petition - 'pet' originally derived from the word "Peter"
'ition' - against.

So from definition, the word means all things against Peter.

Peter wanted a petition for petition being non-PC, but then realized what he was doing.

by zorroloco July 7, 2007

Self - pectations

The realistic and unrealistic expectations we create that effect us either positively or negatively in our lives

Her self - pectations contributed to her flat mood after she realised her colleagues did not prioritise work activities like she does.

by The Trumpescite May 8, 2018

Pettytine

small-minded, mean, or ungenerous in trivial matters. They may exhibit narrow ideas, interests, or behaviors that lack generosity or significance. This term is used disapprovingly to criticize individuals who focus excessively on insignificant issues, leading to behaviors or attitudes that are considered unimportant or trivial.

The main villain of the story.

Don't be a Pettytine. With how you think, you are being a Cristine Joy Doctor.

by farra4ever May 14, 2024