A beefy guy who only gets a woman with money.
He never has the chance of a sexual encounter but in his fantasy he tears her apart like a rotisserie chicken.
Really, he makes a tub of milk and Cocoa Puffs and eats it with his enlarged spoon.
He never has the chance of a sexual encounter but in his fantasy he tears her apart like a rotisserie chicken.
Really, he makes a tub of milk and Cocoa Puffs and eats it with his enlarged spoon.
My moms has got herself a Petey Bow-wow.
Why suffer when jumping in the tub with Petey Bow-wow is oh so comforting.
The decaying old man has become his greatest fear... the Petey Bow-wow.
Why suffer when jumping in the tub with Petey Bow-wow is oh so comforting.
The decaying old man has become his greatest fear... the Petey Bow-wow.
by strangle the cat . com April 6, 2021
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The legend of Petey Williams Guy began the night that the proboards servers were down due to a fire and the Temp. board was born. The Temp. board was full of spam and gay porn (eeww). One man set out to post a Petey Williams picture in every thread in existance.
Rumors of Petey Williams guy lurking around WFigs have spread throughout the forum. A possible return is keeping the admins at the edge of their seats, just ready to ban him for good.
The legend of Petey Williams Guy began the night that the proboards servers were down due to a fire and the Temp. board was born. The Temp. board was full of spam and gay porn (eeww). One man set out to post a Petey Williams picture in every thread in existance.
Rumors of Petey Williams guy lurking around WFigs have spread throughout the forum. A possible return is keeping the admins at the edge of their seats, just ready to ban him for good.
Adam Bomb: "Man that Petey Williams Guy sure is funny."
Some hater: "That guy was such a dick. I hope he dies a slow painful death."
Petey Williams Guy: "Muahahaha"
Some hater: "That guy was such a dick. I hope he dies a slow painful death."
Petey Williams Guy: "Muahahaha"
by Mick Floyd October 17, 2008
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Person 1: Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
Person 1: *Rock
Person 2: * John Pesenti
Person 1: No fair! nothing can beat John Pesenti
Person 1: *Rock
Person 2: * John Pesenti
Person 1: No fair! nothing can beat John Pesenti
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Compared to motorboating, but less vigorous and slightly sketchy. This unusual and definitely not necessary form of 2.5 base is performed in more of a baby to mother fashion instead of between two people of closer age who are sexuality attracted to each other.
Compared to motorboating, but less vigorous and slightly sketchy. This unusual and definitely not necessary form of 2.5 base is performed in more of a baby to mother fashion instead of between two people of closer age who are sexuality attracted to each other.
pete - omg isabel your tits are so nice
isabel - haha thanks...
pete - ill give them my own special treatment
(peteys her)
1 - did you hear about pete and isabel
2 - yea i heard he was peteying her and she got creeped out and dumped him
isabel - haha thanks...
pete - ill give them my own special treatment
(peteys her)
1 - did you hear about pete and isabel
2 - yea i heard he was peteying her and she got creeped out and dumped him
by funinthebush123 May 10, 2011
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A condition for individuals who get extremely nervous right before taking an exam or test. The anxiety is so severe that they feel as though they need to run to the bathroom to take a shit before going forth with the exam.
by Crista&Sasha January 20, 2006
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